Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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