I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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