I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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