what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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