you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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