Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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