Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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