dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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