And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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