I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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