okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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