is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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