Define "chronic" masturbator.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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