Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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