don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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