We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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