I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
and you fell through a lawn chair
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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