So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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