Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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