its not stalking. its research.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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