don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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