hotel room ftw
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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