reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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