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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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