How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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