Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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