Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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