i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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