You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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