Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The adults are the big ones right?
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