Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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