He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you guys were way drunker than both of me
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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