When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
