Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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