the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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