Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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