pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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