so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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