ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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