Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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