i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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