Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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