i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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