Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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