yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Randomize
