why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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