Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I puked a lego.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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