taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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