You surviving the open bar?
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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