I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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