just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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