And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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