It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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