its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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