I'm drive I can fine osifer
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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