Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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